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Private.

A little independence.

A personal starting point for a local server and simple home routines. Your first box. Very much your box.

$649PROPOSED USD PRICE
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Concept hardware. Not available to order.
Prices, specifications, and capabilities may change.

BUILT AROUND YOUR EVERYDAY

A place for
your intelligence.

  • Basic home routines with compatible devices
  • Personal files on your own local server
  • Entry-level local AI experiments

Proposed capabilities, not benchmark claims. Final model selection, performance, and supported integrations remain under development.

THE HARDWARE / PROPOSED

Inside Private.

Components you can understand.
And, within reason, replace.

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Processor
AMD Ryzen 5 8600G
Memory
16 GB replaceable DDR5
Storage
256 GB SSD · removable
Graphics
Integrated graphics
Graphics memory
Shared system memory
GPU configuration
Empty PCIe GPU bay
Intended users
Basic home setup & automations
Software
Planned local AI model + private server
Included support
One-year hardware warranty + basic support

DESIGNED FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER

Keep the box.
Change what’s inside.

Compatible cards depend on available space, power, cooling, and CrumbWaffle validation. An empty bay is an upgrade path, not a promise that every GPU will fit.

01

Memory

Replace or expand DDR5 using validated modules. Maximum capacity and supported kits are not yet confirmed.

02

Storage

Replace the removable SSD. Back up your data before servicing; supported drives and procedures are still being defined.

03

Graphics

An empty PCIe bay is planned for a compatible future GPU. Power and thermal limits still apply.

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06 / A LITTLE HUMAN INTELLIGENCE

Help, when you want it.

Hardware you can own.
Humans you can ask.

INCLUDED · PROPOSED

A good starting point.

One-year hardware warranty and basic customer support are included in each proposed price.

OPTIONAL · PAID

Setup assistance

Help planning your local setup and configuring supported features.

OPTIONAL · PAID

Priority support

An optional priority channel for customers who want additional help.

OPTIONAL · PAID

Extended warranty

Planned hardware coverage beyond the included first year.

Service pricing, availability, response commitments, and warranty terms remain to be defined.

BEFORE YOU MAKE ROOM

Private,
explained.

ON YOUR TERMS

Make room for Private.

A proposed box. An open invitation to take a look.

PROTOTYPE FORM · NOT CONNECTED

Demo only. Your email is not sent or stored, and you will not be added to a list.