A local AI model
A planned assistant running on your own hardware, for supported everyday tasks.
crumbwaffleJoin the waitlist ↗LOCAL INTELLIGENCE. PERSONAL PROPERTY.
A private AI assistant and local server
you can keep, control, and upgrade.
Yes, that’s really the name.

THE IDEA / 30 SECONDS
A quick look at the concept behind your own AI in a box.
01 / UNDER THE LID
A local mind. A private server.
Parts that aren’t a permanent decision.
COMPONENT STUDY · PROPOSED CONFIGURATIONA planned assistant running on your own hardware, for supported everyday tasks.
A place for files, routines, and local services on your own network.
Replaceable DDR5. Start with what you need; expand within validated limits.
Your SSD is a component, not a lifetime commitment.
An upgrade path for compatible hardware. Keep the box useful for longer.
Local by design. Setup, downloads, updates, and any chosen external services may need internet access.
02 / MEET THE FAMILY
From a few home routines
to a room full of good questions.

Basic home setup & automations

Households & more connected devices

Individuals & private work

Small businesses & teams
Proposed USD prices. Includes the listed configuration, planned software, one-year hardware warranty, and basic support. Not available to order.
03 / THE PARTICULARS
Swipe the table to compare all four models →
| The details | Private ↗$649 | Home ↗$1,099 | Standard ↗$1,999 | Enterprise ↗$4,499 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Processor | AMD Ryzen 5 8600G | AMD Ryzen 5 8600G | AMD Ryzen 5 7600 | AMD Ryzen 9 9900X |
| DDR5 memory | 16 GB · replaceable | 32 GB · replaceable | 32 GB · replaceable | 64 GB · replaceable |
| Storage | 256 GB SSD | 512 GB SSD | 1 TB NVMe SSD | 1 TB NVMe SSD |
| Graphics at purchase | Integrated graphics · Shared system memory | Integrated graphics · Shared system memory | NVIDIA RTX 5060 Ti · 16 GB VRAM | NVIDIA RTX PRO 4000 Blackwell · 24 GB VRAM |
| Made for | Basic home setup & automations | Households & more connected devices | Individuals & private work | Small businesses & teams |
| Upgrade path | DDR5 + removable SSD + empty pcie gpu bay | DDR5 + removable SSD + empty pcie gpu bay | DDR5 + removable SSD + replaceable pcie graphics card | DDR5 + removable SSD + replaceable pcie graphics card |
04 / LESS ABSTRACT. MORE EVERYDAY.
These are illustrative workflows,
not announced integrations.
↳Entry lighting · scheduled
↳Hallway · ready
↳Local network · connected
ILLUSTRATIVE HOME ROUTINEA supported arrival routine brings your home into the evening. Local controls, with compatible devices you choose.
↳Project brief.pdf · page 2
↳Found in your local library
↳Answer with source references
ILLUSTRATIVE DOCUMENT SEARCHFind the paragraph you remember, in the document you don’t. Search your own files with a planned local assistant.
↳Operations handbook
↳Client project notes
↳Access · authorized team
ILLUSTRATIVE TEAM WORKSPACEGive company knowledge a home inside the company. A shared collection of documents, with access you manage.
05 / OWNERSHIP, WITH SCREWS
More memory. New storage. A compatible graphics card. Your next chapter shouldn’t always require a new computer.
Planned obsolescence was not invited.
Explore the upgrade path
Compatible cards depend on available space, power, cooling, and CrumbWaffle validation. An empty bay is an upgrade path, not a promise that every GPU will fit.
06 / A LITTLE HUMAN INTELLIGENCE
Hardware you can own.
Humans you can ask.
One-year hardware warranty and basic customer support are included in each proposed price.
Help planning your local setup and configuring supported features.
An optional priority channel for customers who want additional help.
Planned hardware coverage beyond the included first year.
Service pricing, availability, response commitments, and warranty terms remain to be defined.
07 / REASONABLE QUESTIONS
The name is settled.
Some details are still in development.
YOUR NEXT COMPUTER COULD BE YOUR OWN AI.

For now, take a look around.
We’re still putting the box together.